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- TOP TEN WAYS TO MAKE HOCKEY MORE EXCITING
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- 10. During playoffs, players dress up as their favorite Ice Capades
- character
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- 9. Canadians must play in bare feet
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- 8. All penalty minutes must be served sitting next to that guy who
- played "Doc" on "The Love Boat"
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- 7. Just barely visible under ice: frozen body of Walt Disney
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- 6. Replace zamboni with white Ford Bronco
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- 5. "Your New Jersey Devils starting goalie -- Miss Katharine Hepburn"
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- 4. New snack bar item: players' missing teeth dipped in fudge
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- 3. Every team roster must include one lesser known cast member
- from "The Love Boat", like that guy who played "Doc"
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- 2. Only guys named Stanley get to wear a cup
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- 1. Let Michael Jordan take a crack at it
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- Playout - "Born to Run" by Bruce Springsteen
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- Letterman, Monday, June 26, 1995
- Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995
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